When Alice Kidling over-rupts,
The Mercenary Researcher feels iration,
Which is precisely what I attempt not to feel,
When my husband suffers from premature navigation.
New words are just spellightful,
In English or Franglais,
And though Ms. Snarky Pants might call this ‘punography,’
It’s a way to pass the days.
Let’s Play Fictionary™! (It’s a game.)
Do you coin new words? Do you smash words together? Are you a neologician?
Then… step right up!
1. Write a blog post (or two or three) with your word or funny phrase, complete with part of speech and definition, à la:
Poopidemic (noun): 1) when all the babies in the childcare center poop at the same time; 2) when the one baby in your household poops several times in one day’
2. Tag your post ”Fictionary.”
3. Grab a badge. 
4. Link your post (and the badge) back to this post, using URL: http://thelifeofkylie.com/2013/01/01/lets-play-fictionary/
5. Enter as many times as you want.
The top ten will earn a much-coveted spot in my Fictionary™.
The grand prize winner will win a batch of my Recrimination Muffins.*
Game Ends: Feb. 28, 2013
Keep it PG-13, people.
Game on!
*Or other vegan muffin recipe of your choice.**
**But these are seriously delicious. They’re delirious. Wait. That’s already a word, isn’t it?
You’ve thrown down the gauntlet! How could I not partake – especially with the promised possibility of Recrimination Muffins? I never claimed to be a good vegan, but I am a hungry one. Is there a deadline?
Feb. 28
And they are goooooood muffins.
Glad you asked that. I edited that post so many darn times, that disappeared.
Being the good little lemming that I am, I’m just here for the muffins! Wait … I’m just here to vote for Ms. Snarky Pants’ muffin top, that’s it! Write that down.
Noted
Since you’re such a good lemming, maybe you’ll vote for another deserving little muffin? http://www.movingpicturesblog.com/2013/02/vote-for-rowen/#addcomment
Done!
Thanks
P.S. It’s truly “honorific” to be included in your Fictionary poem!
Very clever, my new friend!
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Ooh, now I have to think of new words. I can’t always remember real words these days. A challenge!
Sounds like the perfect mental condition for making up new words
Can I retrofictionary? That is, throw a button on a post with a fauxword already created?
Dibs on “retrofictionary”!
Absotively.
Yes
I will try to think of something. Sounds fun, Kylie! You’re so good at it.
Thanks! I bet you’ll come up with something abuminable.
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Chlamydiot. I can’t take credit for that one as I heard it on the hilarious cartoon Archer. I just wanted to share. I want to use it so bad it burns. Oh wait…
Thanks for your Fictionary entry
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Here is my entry:
http://mishaburnett.wordpress.com/2013/02/14/fictionary/
Thanks for your entry! I love it!
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this is kinda awesome and i may join in the fun… xo, sm
I hope you do! Act fast… the Fictionary contest ends on the 28th!
I LOVE this! I will play, but I have to finish a few things first. Yay! *clapping like a lil kid* tee hee
Thanks for your entry, Cheri!
Thanks for starting the game. Fun stuff.
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Thanks for your entry!
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I’m here to see that “Miss Snarky Pants’ muffin top lives to see another day!” At least that’s what she told me to say.
Well done, Carrie. Now I’m going to slowly untie your feet and remove the duct tape from your mouth.
Oh good. I hate to complain, but it was getting a little uncomfortable.
All in the name of research for your next novel, eh Carrie?
Silver lining for everything.
I’d better get a shout out in the dedication of that novel.
Consider me your muse.
I’d like to dedicate this book to Miss Snarky Pants, for helping me channel the mind of my book’s serial killer during those painful hours she had me duct taped and confined…
Miss Snarky Pants sent me. I don’t want no trouble. I need to testify that her post on this topic has caused my to titter. She’s all that.
She really knows how to rally the muffin-toppers, doesn’t she?
I used to supply her with wine, then she went all healthy, veggie on me, now I bring her offerings of tempeh and sprouts
Yummmmm…. Tempeh!!! I love tempeh!
And you bring me your skillful blogging, don’t forget about that! Thank you, my friend!
I’m going to give you a little trouble. Just a little.
She’s 7, and she needs your vote: http://www.movingpicturesblog.com/2013/02/vote-for-rowen/#addcomment
Just to tell you Miss Snarky Pants is a favorite of mine and her fictionary post rocks. Read your post, I’ll follow. Need more humor. women seem to be the only good source.
Thanks for the follow! If you want a laugh, read my XXX-Mas post.
Hey, Tom! Yes, you definitely should follow Kylie. She’s hilarious. Without her inspiration, I wouldn’t have blogged that last post. Oh, she’s also my evil twin. Or maybe I’m the evil twin. Or maybe we’re brothers from another mother. No, that’s not right, either. Hmmm.
Miss Snarky Pants suggested I might tell you just how witty I think she is. Honestly I do ——————————.
She really knows how to run a campaignZ,
Yep, I bet she could sell wood for those sitting close to the devil’s fire!
Now you’re making me giggle, Sheri. Considering I know you must be doing it one-handed, I’m very impressed. Thanks for the support, my friend.
Kylie, if you aren’t reading Sheri’s blog, I highly recommend it. Sheri’s a true wordsmith.
I’m here to snoot aka root for Miss Snarky Pants because her fictionary already cured the monday blues I am about to have next week!
You’re awesome, aparnauteur! xxoo
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This sounded fun but way to complicated for me to figure out. I got here via some Snarky Pants page cuz she’s a woman and she said I had come over here to do something and I find life easiest when I just do what women say. I hope his helps her with whatever is going on.
Wise man.
…..was ordered at blogpoint to insist that SnarkyPants be given the muffins. Resistance is futile.
I’m here in support of Miss SnarkyPants, who happens to be my blogging bestie. Why do you care? You don’t, but her fictionary definitions are so awesome I thought I’d bask in the glow of her wake for awhile and get a tan because being tan is awesome in an 80s, pre-sunscreen, pre-cancerous melanoma kind of way.
Oh, she’s getting the muffins!
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