XXX-Mas

Kylie:

Wishing you a XXX Christmas.

Originally posted on Life of Kylie:

Ahhh. Christmas Memories.

At a family gift exchange a few years ago, I was excited to open this present from my brother and his girlfriend:

Happy Holidays from the Christmas Bunny!

Happy Holidays from the Christmas Bunny

“A rabbit! Ours broke! We needed one of these!” I exclaimed.

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  One thought on “XXX-Mas

  1. December 30, 2013 at 9:55 AM

    I thought this post was hilarious! Funny!

  2. December 24, 2013 at 3:14 PM

    Merry X-mas! I don’t celebrate Christmas, so I don’t have any awkward holiday memories. And even if did, I couldn’t possibly top that.

    • December 26, 2013 at 11:27 AM

      It would be number one on your list, eh?

      • December 26, 2013 at 7:08 PM

        Yes, and it would be the only item on the list.

  3. December 24, 2013 at 2:26 PM

    I don’t think I want to be close enough with anyone I share blood with for them to know that would be an appropriate gift for me.

    Think. Think, not know.

    Merry christmas, to you and all your family, loved ones and…appliances. ;)

    • December 26, 2013 at 11:26 AM

      Thanks El Guapo.
      Later, when I was sober, I realized how gross it would be to receive that from my brother.

      Wishing you a Happy (and buzzy) New Year!

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