Top Ten List of (Never Exactly Completed) Top Ten Lists, in Reverse Chronological Order

Top Ten List of (Never Exactly Completed) Top Ten Lists, in Reverse Chronological Order

10. Ways in which I am Like Your Depression-Era Grandma (mesh produce bags make great dish scrubbers!)

9. A Husband’s Guide to Scoring: From Clean House to Dirty Sheets in Ten Easy Steps (There is only one circumstance in which underwear should be left on the living room floor)

8. Lessons in Patience and Creativity I Learned from the Neighbor’s Dead Cedar Tree that Fell in the Yard

Fallen Tree from Neighbor's Yard

It Takes More Than Fences to Make Good Neighbors

7. Ten Conversations I Never Thought I’d Have with My Three-Year Old (Why, yes, women do poop on the table during childbirth!)

6. Weird, Wild Things I Can Do with My Tongue, and Why You Should Invite Me to Your Next Party

Cherry Stems Tied in Knots by Tongue

Four in One Night!

5. Vacations I Have Loathed: Tales of Woe, Abandonment, and Betrayal

4. Uncanny Similarities between Husband One and Husband Two, & the Differences that Keep Me Married, with an Aside on Exactly Why It’s Never, Ever Okay to Use Dishsoap in the Dishwasher

Dishsoap in Dishwasher

No

3. If I Knew Then What I Know Now, I Never Would Have Learned the Things I Know Now: On Lessons Learned the Hard Way

2. The Lies I Tell Myself: Part Two

1. See Title of This Post

13 thoughts on “Top Ten List of (Never Exactly Completed) Top Ten Lists, in Reverse Chronological Order

  1. You know I had to like this… :) But I would be interested in reading the actual lists, too, if you ever write them out.
    Congratulation on Blogher and Freshly Pressed!

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