I will never, ever, ever wear pants!
Because they are too thin, and too wide, and too comfortable!
Stop laughing, stop laughing, stop laughing! It’s not funny!
I’m going to throw you in the garbage! And put poop on you!
You macaroni cheese!
I’m not going to play with you anymore!
You’re the meanest mommy!
It’s not fair to wear two clothes!
People don’t wear TWO clothes!!