The Daily Prompt is to tell a joke.
This is all I’ve got…(and, yes, it’s an original):
Wait, wait, wait!
If you’re younger than 18, now would be a good time to click that back button.
If you’re my mom, now would be a good time to click that back button.
Go think about ponies and butterflies instead.
Okay, are you ready?
What did the submissive whisper to her Master as he tied the last knot?
You make me feel so secure.