Momniscient

Momniscient (adj.): 1. A mother’s total knowledge of her children’s activities, especially wrong-doings.

Example:

Daughter: Mom, how did you know I was the one who broke the lamp?

Mother: Because I am momniscient.

Momniscient
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    1. Thanks so much! One of the reasons I started blogging was to keep a record of them. Be sure to check back in February for my second annual game of Fictionary.

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