I’ve been spending a lot of time on a Facebook page that satirizes sanctimommies.
A bunch of
bored wickedly funny and brilliant moms (and a few dads) let loose with the snark… it’s so bad it’s good.
“Halloweek” has been particularly enjoyable, what with all the news about the sanctimonious
treats tracts being passed out:
You probably already heard about The (Fat) Children’s Crusade lady:
But did you know about the Junk Science Anti-Vax Lady?
Or that GMO’s should scare you more than Zombies?
But, how about the true spirit of Halloween?
You know, Christ died for our sins and that means no costumes or candy for you.
As reasonable mommies, what could the rest of us possibly hand-out for Halloween?
Here is an excerpt of just a FEW of the BRILLIANT ideas we came up with (forgive the variable sizes–NOTHING is cooperating!):
In truth, I’m grateful when people hand out hippie candy. That’s what I like to give out, but I’ve realized I spend a lot of money on candy, that according to this (not at all scripted) video from Crest, makes the kids puke…
So I think I’ll save (what I consider) the good stuff for my little snowflakes and, next year we’ll hand out all the junk everybody gave my kids. They’ll never notice the difference, will they?