Top Ten List of (Never Exactly Completed) Top Ten Lists, in Reverse Chronological Order

Top Ten List of (Never Exactly Completed) Top Ten Lists, in Reverse Chronological Order

10. Ways in which I am Like Your Depression-Era Grandma (mesh produce bags make great dish scrubbers!)

9. A Husband’s Guide to Scoring: From Clean House to Dirty Sheets in Ten Easy Steps (There is only one circumstance in which underwear should be left on the living room floor)

8. Lessons in Patience and Creativity I Learned from the Neighbor’s Dead Cedar Tree that Fell in the Yard

Fallen Tree from Neighbor's Yard

It Takes More Than Fences to Make Good Neighbors

7. Ten Conversations I Never Thought I’d Have with My Three-Year Old (Why, yes, women do poop on the table during childbirth!)

6. Weird, Wild Things I Can Do with My Tongue, and Why You Should Invite Me to Your Next Party

Cherry Stems Tied in Knots by Tongue

Four in One Night!

5. Vacations I Have Loathed: Tales of Woe, Abandonment, and Betrayal

4. Uncanny Similarities between Husband One and Husband Two, & the Differences that Keep Me Married, with an Aside on Exactly Why It’s Never, Ever Okay to Use Dishsoap in the Dishwasher

Dishsoap in Dishwasher


3. If I Knew Then What I Know Now, I Never Would Have Learned the Things I Know Now: On Lessons Learned the Hard Way

2. The Lies I Tell Myself: Part Two

1. See Title of This Post

  One thought on “Top Ten List of (Never Exactly Completed) Top Ten Lists, in Reverse Chronological Order

  1. May 14, 2014 at 9:52 AM

    Yeah, I did the dish soap in the dishwasher thing once. That’s a mistake that isn’t often repeated.

    • May 14, 2014 at 5:07 PM

      Lather and rinse… Do not repeat.

  2. May 14, 2014 at 7:44 AM

    More, please.

    • May 14, 2014 at 5:16 PM

      That’s all I got, Oliver.

  3. May 14, 2014 at 7:42 AM

    Dishsoap in the dishwasher is a disaster of Hindenburg-ian proportions.

    • May 14, 2014 at 5:07 PM

      The things I out up with!!!

      • May 14, 2014 at 5:22 PM

        I’ve done it myself. Shhhh…don’t out me.

  4. May 13, 2014 at 8:58 PM

    You know I had to like this… 🙂 But I would be interested in reading the actual lists, too, if you ever write them out.
    Congratulation on Blogher and Freshly Pressed!

    • May 14, 2014 at 5:14 PM

      I pulled you in, didn’t I? I felt like I had to come up with a post quick and this is all I could think of!! I’ll have to spin this out into nine, maybe even ten, posts, right?!

      • May 14, 2014 at 6:21 PM

        Well, yeah, now that you’re the Voice Of the Year, you can’t keep quiet now, can you? 🙂

        • May 14, 2014 at 6:23 PM

          That’s me. Always yacking.

  5. May 13, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    You completed the list!
    (And wow, what a list it was.)

    • May 13, 2014 at 7:51 PM

      Well, I do have a rep to uphold. Ahem.

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