Looking for Kylie Jenner?

You found the original Life of Kylie instead!  You might find a bit more reality around here: I write about things that will make you Laugh, Think, and Cry. Here’s a little sampler of what you’ll find. I wore red at my (second) wedding–seemed appropriate for a shamelessly knocked-up bride. My husband recently discovered an […]

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Go Into the Light

I’ve always been a little bit shady. That’s why you’d be likely to find me on the dark side of the street, shrinking away from daylight, my face obscured by a broad-brimmed hat. On the rarest of days, if you managed to see a flash of my exposed skin, bare to the elements, you might wonder, […]

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So Excited… I Could Pee My Pants!

I’m On BlogHer!!!!!!!!! BlogHer featured my camping debacle post on the front page of the Work/Life section!!! Do me an, er, solid, and head over to BlogHer, laugh at my expense, and then share it from their site on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and maybe even Google Plus if you’re into that sort of thing. (I […]

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Can You Guess what Happened at the Campground?

Every summer, my extended family goes on a great drunk-out I mean camp-out. Maybe it’s my chronic aches and pains, or maybe it’s because I’m the type of responsible drinker who can’t let myself get wasted while caring for small children around fires and rivers, but I never have much fun, and my participation is […]

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IKEA: Hack my Family!

IKEA Toy Loft bunkbed Mydal hack

If I Had An IKEA Family… Our home would, at all times, be dappled with golden light streaming through windows unblemished with greasy fingerprints. It would be soft and warm, but never glaring, and always photo-ready. There would be no dust fairies dancing in that light. Instead, my children would dance like fairies, delighted with their […]

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