Things Three-Year-Olds Say about Getting Dressed

Regarding Pants: I will never, ever, ever wear pants! “Why not?” Because they are too thin, and too wide, and too comfortable! “Hahahaha!!” Stop laughing, stop laughing, stop laughing! It’s not funny! Regarding Layering: I’m going to throw you in the garbage! And put poop on you! You macaroni cheese! I’m not going to play with […]

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Ageless

A much younger, blonder, and fitter woman posted this on FaceBook awhile back: She thought it was funny. She’s 32. She really has NOOOO idea. What is the difference between a 32-year old and an actual 39-year old?

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Pink is for Boys, Blue is for Girls

My little guy already has a lot of pink in his life, thanks to having an older sister. Pink blankets and toys are one thing (well, two, actually), but I hadn’t been daring enough to dress him in any pink clothes until I found these shirts: Tons of stores are selling pink shirts for boys […]

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