Can You Guess what Happened at the Campground?

Every summer, my extended family goes on a great drunk-out I mean camp-out. Maybe it’s my chronic aches and pains, or maybe it’s because I’m the type of responsible drinker who can’t let myself get wasted while caring for small children around fires and rivers, but I never have much fun, and my participation is […]

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XXX-Mas

Rabbit toy

Originally posted on The Life of Kylie:
Ahhh. Christmas Memories. At a family gift exchange a few years ago, I was excited to open this present from my brother and his girlfriend: Happy Holidays from the Christmas Bunny “A rabbit! Ours broke! We needed one of these!” I exclaimed. How did they know? I thought. This is the…

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Awkward Holiday Moments

Elf-shaming

Awkward Holiday Moments: We’ve all had them. Maybe it was the strange and experimental hand-knitted thing you had to thank your distant relation for. Maybe it was the bikini calendar your older female relative gave your husband on Christmas morning in front of your impressionable young children… Oh! And your husband’s ex-wife, because, naturally, she […]

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Awkward Christmas Moments

Elf-shaming

Hey, did you know? Sex sells! My post, XXX-Mas, about an awkward family Christmas gift exchange is getting A LOT of hits. It’s even going a little viral. And when I say, “little” I mean “LITTLE!!!” I don’t think readers were looking for “the funny,” however. I think they were looking for something else. I […]

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XXX-Mas

Elf-shaming

Ahhh. Christmas Memories. At a family gift exchange a few years ago, I was excited to open this present from my brother and his girlfriend: “A rabbit! Ours broke! We needed one of these!” I exclaimed.

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