Top Ten Ways Dining Out with a Toddler is Like a Bad Date

Top Ten Ways Dining Out with a Toddler is Like a Bad Date 10. They always make you late. 9. When you get to the restaurant, they complain–loudly–about how they’re TIRED of this place. 8. They are bad listeners. During dinner, they talk only about themselves. 7. They sometimes take their shirts off and dance […]

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Starting Over: When Zombies Date

Single Zombie Female seeks Single Human Male for friendship, long walks, movies, and possibly more. Must have an open mind and a strong stomach. Necrophilia a plus. No smoking. For a picture, email me at Z_princess82@zmail.com. “There,” she thought, as she hit the ‘submit’ button.  “That should do it. I am ready for a fresh […]

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Subject: A Good Witch

not to worry; I deal entirely in white magic thank you. they’re beautiful. -email to my boyfriend after he sent me flowers with a card saying he was “bewitched” We’ve been married for two years now. Sometimes, I read through our first emails to each other, emails that don’t involve kids’ schedules and grocery lists. […]

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XXX-Mas

Elf-shaming

Ahhh. Christmas Memories. At a family gift exchange a few years ago, I was excited to open this present from my brother and his girlfriend: “A rabbit! Ours broke! We needed one of these!” I exclaimed.

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“It’s an all-ages event”

Back in college, back when I was a nanny and worked in a child-care center and knew everything about raising kids, I read Carol J. Adams’ book: “The Sexual Politics of Meat.” As a fledgling vegan, and student of psychology and linguistics, this book opened my eyes to the connections between patriarchy, sexism, meat-eating, and language. Common […]

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