Grim Satisfaction

An actual debate I had on Facebook in response to this video: And, just in case you needed another reason to boycott Walmart: How Walmart Helped Make the Newtown Shooter’s AR-15 the Most Popular Assault Weapon in America

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Ageless

A much younger, blonder, and fitter woman posted this on FaceBook awhile back: She thought it was funny. She’s 32. She really has NOOOO idea. What is the difference between a 32-year old and an actual 39-year old?

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The Five Stages of Divorce on Facebook

The Five Stages of Divorce on Facebook* Stage One: Change relationship status to “It’s Complicated.” Unfriend your spouse. Post status updates about packing, moving, and counting down to your court-date. Friends post “Thinking of you” and “Hang in there” on your Timeline. Stage Two: Change relationship status to “Single.” Change your last name. Start posting […]

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Windows and Mirrors

I mix up the words “window” and “mirror” more often than not. It makes sense. They are both reflective glass surfaces. My brain probably stores the two terms right next to each other in my mental lexicon. That’s a thing. Really. Maybe you’ll get lucky and I’ll post my riveting senior thesis on bimorphemic verb homophones. […]

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Getting Back in Shape

I’m losing my mind. Not in the crazy way (although there is that, too). You know how former football stars and prom queens miss their high school glory days? I miss my high school brain. I had a fine-tuned brain that could tackle anything. It was reliable and fast. It was award-winning. It won scholarships for college and […]

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