Auto-dictation

You thought auto-correct was damnable? Combine it with auto-dictation…

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So Excited… I Could Pee My Pants!

I’m On BlogHer!!!!!!!!! BlogHer featured my camping debacle post on the front page of the Work/Life section!!! Do me an, er, solid, and head over to BlogHer, laugh at my expense, and then share it from their site on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and maybe even Google Plus if you’re into that sort of thing. (I […]

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Can You Guess what Happened at the Campground?

Every summer, my extended family goes on a great drunk-out I mean camp-out. Maybe it’s my chronic aches and pains, or maybe it’s because I’m the type of responsible drinker who can’t let myself get wasted while caring for small children around fires and rivers, but I never have much fun, and my participation is […]

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Strange Customs

Maple Syrup The Life of Kylie

I’m not trying to be disrespectful. I’m just thrifty. My husband swallowed a laugh as the customs agent replied that I would have to give the banana peel to the Agricultural Inspection Agent. Beginning to comprehend the gravity of our situation, I quickly stuffed the banana into my mouth, passing the rest to my ever-helpful husband. They’d already taken my adorable tin […]

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I May Have Just Earned 7 Cents!!

Namaste, M*ther F*cker If you want to see the other stuff I, ahem, “made” late one night when I couldn’t sleep, click the photo. Zazzle is fun.

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