In which my son learns the term “mullet”

Golden Curls, Long Lashes, Big Eyes, Rosy Cheeks My son is so pretty. He is often mistaken for a girl, despite wearing the same Nike “soccer” clothes nearly every day for a month. (He is obsessed with the Nike swoosh, which he’s grown up seeing on his brothers’ soccer uniforms. Brand loyalty starts young, people.) […]

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The Darndest Things: With a Focus on Hair

My Sweet Girl is obsessed with hair. Styles, length, accessories… and a few not so typical things: When will the wigs be ripe? “Wigs? Oh, you mean figs!” Did you know a little bit of your hair falls out every day until you’re a skeleton? “Um, yes, I guess you’re right.” Your hair smells yummy. […]

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