Queen of the Flies

The flies were so thick in the house that I gave up yelling at the kids to shut the door. Instead, I hoped the principle of osmosis applied to flies, too, and that they would diffuse outside where they were far less concentrated. The fly situation was so extreme that a rare houseguest commented: “I […]

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Laundromat Fantasies

My washing machine has 35 ways to say, “Fuck you.” It had been working intermittently. That is to say, I’d been tricking it into working. “Beep, beep!” you say, evil, teasing washing machine? How about THIS setting? Rinse and spin, sucker! For about a month, I’d been washing the essentials only, managing to complete a […]

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That’s Just the Biggest Load of…

Laundry!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I have to fold another load of laundry, I will die!  Seriously!!!! It will kill me! I didn’t graduate Magna Cum Laude/ Phi Beta Kappa for this! What happened to me?! This weekend’s Trifectra Writing Challenge is 33 words on Hyperbole: Trifecta: Trifextra: Week Fifty-Five. Related articles Trifextra Reading Challenge (thelifeofkylie.com) Hyperbole Could Be […]

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