Things Three-Year-Olds Say about Getting Dressed

Regarding Pants: I will never, ever, ever wear pants! “Why not?” Because they are too thin, and too wide, and too comfortable! “Hahahaha!!” Stop laughing, stop laughing, stop laughing!┬áIt’s not funny! Regarding Layering: I’m going to throw you in the garbage! And put poop on you! You macaroni cheese! I’m not going to play with […]

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