Things Three-Year-Olds Say about Getting Dressed

Regarding Pants: I will never, ever, ever wear pants! “Why not?” Because they are too thin, and too wide, and too comfortable! “Hahahaha!!” Stop laughing, stop laughing, stop laughing! It’s not funny! Regarding Layering: I’m going to throw you in the garbage! And put poop on you! You macaroni cheese! I’m not going to play with […]

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