Laundromat Fantasies

My washing machine has 35 ways to say, “Fuck you.” It had been working intermittently. That is to say, I’d been tricking it into working. “Beep, beep!” you say, evil, teasing washing machine? How about THIS setting? Rinse and spin, sucker! For about a month, I’d been washing the essentials only, managing to complete a […]

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Shakespeare, the Spam-Chimp, Talks Politics

The public can be recorded and safer in just 30 short days. Really, Shakespeare? The public doesn’t appear amenable to going on record. The public around here is quite libertarian. They don’t want background checks for private gun sales because they think the government will form a registry. They don’t want fluoridated water because they think it’s […]

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