The post I wanted to write #NaBloPoMo

Heaven or Hell: The Gameshow Trifecta’s writing challenge this week was 33-333 words incorporating the third definition of “craft,” as in deception. Here’s the hilarious satirical post I didn’t write: Scene: American Idol-esque game show called “Heaven or Hell” Characters: Host:┬áSt. Peter Celebrity Judges: God in the form of the Holy Spirit (what a vague […]

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In which my son learns the term “mullet”

Golden Curls, Long Lashes, Big Eyes, Rosy Cheeks My son is so pretty. He is often mistaken for a girl, despite wearing the same Nike “soccer” clothes nearly every day for a month. (He is obsessed with the Nike swoosh, which he’s grown up seeing on his brothers’ soccer uniforms. Brand loyalty starts young, people.) […]

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